flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

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I have books.

You don’t read. You don’t understand. You don’t know what it’s like to live in different worlds. To travel on great adventures through the galaxy with people you know better than your own family. To live with them. Have you ever loved anything? Do you have any idea?

These are my friends, Axl. My best friends in the world.

Remake of (x)

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pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

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funny-pics-4-u:

Relatable, funny posts you’ll love!

itsvondell:

i bet a lot of dinosaurs did really cute stuff like play around and roll around on the ground and catch flies in the air and sneeze and bump into stuff and fall down and play in the water and snuggle up close to each other when they were cold

i want more people to imagine them as just regular animals

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cozely:

I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once 

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dumble-whores-army:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

This is what yahoo bought for $1.1 billion

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i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

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I bet if we dusted her heart for fingerprints, we’d only find yours.

Rudy Francisco (via wolf-cub)

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teenagedirtbagb4by:

reverzed:

0yster:

So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body. 
I wonder this too. Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t.

fave wow

best thing to reblog yet

teenagedirtbagb4by:

reverzed:

0yster:

So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body. 

I wonder this too. Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t.

fave wow

best thing to reblog yet

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Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

Hunter S. Thompson (via tattoolit)

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Guys. Google is 13 today. A teenager. We’re screwed.

sodamnrelatable:

 

“What is the capital of Peru?”

“How the fuck should I know? Go figure it out yourself, lazy ass.”

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